Tobin Oh, my God, my friend. I'm about to open up the universe to you.
Max I can't wait. Open my third eye, daddy.
Tobin OK, cool, this is going to be great. Your third eye? Is the same thing as your nether eye?
Max What's a nether eye?
Tobin A nether eye is from a— oh, gosh, who's the motherfucker who wrote the first thing in English from 1399? Geoffrey Chaucer! I think it's in The Wife of Bath's Tale where she's telling some really bawdy thing and it's like, "He bent down and kissed her nether eye." It's a butthole.
Max Oh.
Tobin I could have just said it's a butthole. Oh wait, third eye, I get it. Third eye's just in the middle of your forehead.
Max Yeah. I think the second chakra. Is there a butthole chakra? There must be a butthole chakra or something that's related to the butthole.
Tobin Max, I want a full write-up please.
Editor’s note: Muladhara, the root chakra, is located near the base of the spine,. It is associated with elemental earth and, among other things, the butthole.
Transcription by Valerie Magan
